What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?